I killed the captain!

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

It’s good to see we all get bad haircuts once in a while haha

It’s good to see we all get bad haircuts once in a while haha

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

siriuslyapotterheadalways:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I really hope no one uses these

Work doodle hehe

Work doodle hehe

headcanonacceptegd:

I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”

unexplained-events:

Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?

chammystain:

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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Is this the bassist from Metallica

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

forever:

so did we ever stop kony