I killed the captain!
cumcup:
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

9gag:

"You merely adopt makeup. I was born in it, moulded by it." #9gag #9gagcosplay

9gag:

"You merely adopt makeup. I was born in it, moulded by it." #9gag #9gagcosplay

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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nerdylovernr1hitomi:

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

this filled a space in my heart I didn’t know I had

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

quagmath:

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

quagmath:

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

j5h:

wait lost

j5h:

wait lost

agentsokka:

korra what are you doing

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I know you love to beat the shit outta people but teabagging’s a bit much mate

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on